What most women want is just YOU, after you have taken her to the Jeweller’s and an overseas holiday!
Your wife misses you a lot, only when you are . .. … …. partying and enjoying with your friends!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Wife : You are extremely impolite. All the time I was talking, you were continuously yawning… Husband : I was not yawning, I was trying to say something!
All Husbands are like Bluetooth, Always connected when wife is around, But, The moment wife is away, They automatically start searching for the new Devices.
Holiday: It’s a day when a man stops doing what his Boss wants and starts doing what his Wife wants!
A lawyer says that a dangerous year in married life is the first. Then follows the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on!