What most women want is just YOU, after you have taken her to the Jeweller’s and an overseas holiday!
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, Whenever you are wrong, admit it and whenever you are right, shut up!
Adam and Eve’s wedding. Adam: I hereby take Eve to be my LAWFUL wedded wife. EVE didn’t hear the ‘L’. . .. … Thus, the misery began and has continued ever since.
When you touch to feel, it’s desire, When you don’t touch and still feel, it’s love, When you touch and still don’t feel, .. .. .. It’s your wife!
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
One day God erased a husband’s memory and asked, Do you remember anyone now? The husband told his wife’s name. God smiled and said, the virus has not gone even after formatting.