Marriage is so hard that even Nelson Mandela got a divorce.
He spent 27 years in South Africa prison getting tortured
and beaten everyday of his life for 27 straight years. He got out of jail, spent 6 months with his wife, and said I cant take this shit!
Running away from any problem will only increase the distance from the solution. So face the problem in the same way as you face your spouse daily!
Conversation between 2 Men: 1st man: I am a man of few words. 2nd man: Same here, I am married too!
Holiday: It’s a day when a man stops doing what his Boss wants and starts doing what his Wife wants!
Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, But whatever you do, you’ll regret it later!
Dear Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for some exercise! Yours Loving Wife
The person who invented marriage was creepy as Hell. Otherwise how can a person really think of such weird thing like, Hey! yo I love you so much. I’m gonna get the government involved so that you can’t leave me.