Whenever I disagree with my wife

A man before marriage is a Superman, After Marriage, he is a Gentleman, After 5 years, he is a Watchman, And 10 Years later, he is a Spiderman caught in his own web!

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam an apple – woman’s punishment has been to provide a man with food and also suffer the consequences!

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life, But laughing at your wife’s mistakes can shorten your life!

Never criticize your husband’s faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.

Have you heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.