Wife to Husband: Did you have any girlfriend before marriage?
The husband remains silent…
Wife: What is the meaning of silence?
Husband: Wait. Let me count!
Chess is the only game which reflects the true status of a husband… The poor King can take only one step at a time, While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes!
Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary. Maid : I don’t believe it! you are just saying that to make me jealous!