Did you have any girlfriend

Thinking on toes: When mom asks, Whom do you love more, me or your wife. Smart answer: I don’t know Mom, but your love makes me forget my Wife, and her love and care reminds me of you.

A man before marriage is a Superman, After Marriage, he is a Gentleman, After 5 years, he is a Watchman, And 10 Years later, he is a Spiderman caught in his own web!

Why shouldn’t wives treat their husbands as ATM machines? Even husbands treat them as washing machines, dish washers and vacuum cleaners!

Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

A man who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

Husbands are the best persons to share your secrets with. They won’t tell anyone because they probably never listen to you in the first place.