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Marriage is that relation between man and women in which, the Independence is equal, the Dependence mutual and the Obligation reciprocal. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

There’s a strain of virus deadlier than H1N1. It afflicts most married men causing speech impairment, stress, high B.P and fits of rage. There’s no cure in sight and it stays with the victim forever. It’s called B1W1(Wife).

Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park. BUT the problem is: . .. … that the park is Jurassic!

A Happiest man is one, Whose daughter is on Femina’s cover, Son on India Today, Girlfriend on Playboy, And, Wife in the missing column of a newspaper

Marriage Age 18. Drinking Age 25. Can someone ask the damn politicians how to survive the first 7 years of Marriage?

God thought that since He couldn’t be everywhere so He made a mother. Then devil thought that He couldn’t be everywhere so he made a mother-in-law.