After marriage, men listen to

Two men are talking. 1st: I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes. 2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Your wife misses you a lot, only when you are . .. … …. partying and enjoying with your friends!

It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

A relationship without trust is like a cellphone with no service. And what do you do with a cellphone with no service? You play games.

It’s like a mini Heart Attack, when men can’t find their mobiles in their pockets and It’s almost like a Brain Hemorrhage, when they see it in their wife’s hand.