Irritating Wife: Shall I put the kettle on? Indifferent Husband: OK, but it won’t go with that skirt!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage An intelligent wifeAn intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can’t afford another women.
Marriage Woman’s punishmentEver since Eve started it all by offering Adam an apple – woman’s punishment has been to provide a man with food and also suffer the consequences!
Marriage How to create the biggest doubtHow to create the biggest doubt in your wife’s mind for you? Send her an SMS out of the blue saying, Honey, I love you, too! GAME OVER!
Marriage Man, The Master of WomenProspective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Marriage When I’m goneHusband: When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me. Wife replied: What makes you think I’d want another man like you!
Marriage The world’s thinnest bookThe world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything and the book is titled: What Woman Want!
