Interviewer: What is the best thing

I used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, I’ve found a man just like father! Mother replied, So what do you want from me, sympathy?

There was a lover who once said to his beloved that he would go through hell for her. And eventually married her, to prove it!

Wisdom of the day: Never approach a Bull from the front, A Donkey from behind, And an angry wife from any direction!

I was married for a short time… just long enough to realize that all those comedians weren’t joking!