Interviewer: What is the best thing

If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won’t take place. On the other hand, if women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won’t take place!

I used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!

Secret formula for married couples: Love One Another And if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle!

Staying single is a style, Divorce is in vogue, Living-in is common, Extra-marital is happening, And being married is totally outdated!

Wife: I think… Husband: Exactly! Wife: But I haven’t said anything yet! Husband: Doesn’t matter… You are right!

The world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything and the book is titled: What Woman Want!