Interviewer: What is the best thing

Wife: I should have married a devil. Even, he would have made a better husband than you. Husband: But honey, marriage between relatives is morally considered wrong in our culture!

I believe trust is the very key in a relationship, because if you don’t trust your girlfriend, how could you be sure she won’t tell your wife?

Some women are so concerned about their husband’s happiness that they hire a private detective to find out as to who is responsible for it!

I was married for a short time… just long enough to realize that all those comedians weren’t joking!

Only a divorce teaches us that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a big financial loss!

How to take major decisions of life? First think from your heart, Then think with your mind, And then do as your wife says!