A lot of men and women would

What’s the difference between Poetry and Essay? Any word uttered by a Girlfriend is Poetry while anything said by Wife is Essay.

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage

Whenever I disagree with my wife, which is seldom,she goes her way and I go . .. … Her way too!

Adam and Eve’s wedding. Adam: I hereby take Eve to be my LAWFUL wedded wife. EVE didn’t hear the ‘L’. . .. … Thus, the misery began and has continued ever since.

Q: What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles when you come back? A: The neighbour’s wife.

Truth of Life: Husband makes a mistake, wife shouts and husband says sorry. Wife makes a mistake, husbands shouts and wife cries, and husband again says sorry.