A lot of men and women would rather stay single because they’re tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.
Just because a person is silent doesn’t mean that he is not aware of fun and joy. It’s possible that life taught him some serious lessons. Or may be, he is Married.
Husband standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Wife: I do not think that is going to help. Husband: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
Written behind the back of a biker’s T-shirt: If you are able to read this, it means my wife has fallen off… please inform me!
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Wife: If I die first, I want you to promise to let my mother ride in the first car with you at the funeral procession. Husband: OK, but it will totally ruin my day!
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.