A lot of men and women would rather stay single because they’re tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Wives like that are hard to getMan: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
Marriage We don’t have hot boyfriendsDear Weather, Please stop being so cold. We don’t have hot boyfriends, we already have cold husbands with hot temper. Sincerely, Wives
Marriage Why doesn’t law permit a manQ: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
Marriage If you’d stayed singleSpouse: Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles that you would never have had if you’d stayed single!
Marriage A man before and after marrigeBefore marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.
Marriage What men wantWhat men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him and system to make sure that those three women never meet each other!
