Conversation between 2 Men: 1st man: I am a man of few words. 2nd man: Same here, I am married too!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Divorce and legal separationWhat’s the difference between divorce and legal separation? In legal separation, the husband gets time to hide his money!
Marriage It’s a day when a man stops doingHoliday: It’s a day when a man stops doing what his Boss wants and starts doing what his Wife wants!
Marriage Your wife misses you a lotYour wife misses you a lot, only when you are . .. … …. partying and enjoying with your friends!
Marriage The neighbour’s wifeQ: What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles when you come back? A: The neighbour’s wife.
Marriage A man likes his wife to beA man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
Marriage Marriage is the only UnionIn most cases, Marriage is the only Union that can’t be organized.Both sides think they’re……THE MANAGEMENT!