Conversation between 2 Men

A woman learning to drive to her husband, But I don’t know what to do! Husband: Just imagine that I’m driving!

Before marriage, men talk about India, Pakistan, US, Israel, Phones, Cricket, Golf, Football, Sunny Leone… After marriage, men listen to their wives talk about their ‘maids’!

Wife to husband: You don’t love me at all. Husband points towards their five children and says, ‘Do you think I have downloaded them from Google’?

A successful marriage is based on give and take: Where husband gives money, gifts, dresses and wife takes it, And whereas wife gives advices, lectures,Tensions and husband takes it!

Irritating Wife: Shall I put the kettle on? Indifferent Husband: OK, but it won’t go with that skirt!

Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to you again!