Conversation between 2 Men: 1st man: I am a man of few words. 2nd man: Same here, I am married too!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage The virus has not goneOne day God erased a husband’s memory and asked, Do you remember anyone now? The husband told his wife’s name. God smiled and said, the virus has not gone even after formatting.
Marriage Marriage is like a casinoMarriage is like a casino. You go in all excited and optimistic, And you stumble out broke, drunk and talking to yourself!
Marriage She’s probably slightly upsetYou can tell a lot about a woman by her hands, If they are placed around his hubby’s throat, she’s probably slightly upset.
Marriage There’s a way of transferringThere’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage
Marriage Just like a marriage licenseIn many countries, a hunting license entitles you to one deer and no more. Just like a marriage license!
Marriage An intelligent wifeAn intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can’t afford another women.
