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The four dangerous weapons in the world: 1. Wife’s Smile 2. Wife’s Tears 3. Wife’s Looks And the forth most dangerous is Wife’s Missed Call!

Intelligent man + intelligent girl = Friendship. Duffer man + intelligent girl = Love. Intelligent man + duffer girl = Dates. Duffer man + duffer girl = Love marriage

Every wife is like terms and conditions of a website. The husbands never understand or read what she says but they all always accept.

A wife was screaming at her husband, Leave! Get out of this house! she ordered. As husband was walking out the door she yelled, I hope you die a slow and painful death! He stopped, turned around and replied So now you want me to stay?

Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, But whatever you do, you’ll regret it later!

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.