Son: Mummy, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time?’
Mummy: No sometimes they start with, ‘Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight!’
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won’t take place. On the other hand, if women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won’t take place!
Every unmarried girl looks for Mr. Charming. And after a few years of married life, she becomes unsecured and doesn’t want him to look charming. It’s damn weird!
