All fairy tales begin with

One day God erased a husband’s memory and asked, Do you remember anyone now? The husband told his wife’s name. God smiled and said, the virus has not gone even after formatting.

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.

Never criticize your husband’s faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.

Women are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and You are disconnected.

Dear Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for some exercise! Yours Loving Wife

How Dogs and Women are alike? Neither believe that silence is golden, neither can balance a checkbook, and Both put too much value on kissing