A relationship without trust is like a cellphone with no service. And what do you do with a cellphone with no service? You play games.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Dangerous year in married lifeA lawyer says that a dangerous year in married life is the first. Then follows the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on!
Marriage A man who surrendersA man who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
Marriage I just got divorcedTwo men are talking. 1st: I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes. 2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
Marriage Burn the body and bury the ashMan receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Marriage While in bed after few yearsWhile in bed after few years of marriage, husband and wife’s HIPS meet each other more often than LIPS….
Marriage Why doesn’t law permit a manQ: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
