You don’t love me at all

Before marriage, men talk about India, Pakistan, US, Israel, Phones, Cricket, Golf, Football, Sunny Leone… After marriage, men listen to their wives talk about their ‘maids’!

In most cases, Marriage is the only Union that can’t be organized.Both sides think they’re……THE MANAGEMENT!

Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to you again!

There are many brave people, who always want to fight and be adventurous. Some choose army and retire soon, And others get married and fight till death. Salute them!

A relationship without trust is like a cellphone with no service. And what do you do with a cellphone with no service? You play games.

Spouse: Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles that you would never have had if you’d stayed single!