You don’t love me at all

If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.

Son: Mummy, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time?’ Mummy: No sometimes they start with, ‘Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight!’

Never criticize your husband’s faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.

Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste Good anytime. Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice

Interviewer: What is the best thing about your wife? Husband: She has a problem for every solution.

How Dogs and Women are alike? Neither believe that silence is golden, neither can balance a checkbook, and Both put too much value on kissing