Chess is the only game which reflects the true status of a husband…
The poor King can take only one step at a time,
While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes!
What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him and system to make sure that those three women never meet each other!
The difference between a husband and childbirth is that one can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable, while the other is just having a baby!
