Chess reflects the status

Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste Good anytime. Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice

A wife is often referred to as the man’s better half – which is why husbands often tell them the better half-truths!

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.

I tried Internet dating, but I quickly realized it wasn’t for me when they matched me up with my wife!

Why shouldn’t wives treat their husbands as ATM machines? Even husbands treat them as washing machines, dish washers and vacuum cleaners!

Husband before leaving for office to his angry wife, Have a Nice Day! Wife: Don’t tell me what to do!