Chess is the only game which reflects the true status of a husband…
The poor King can take only one step at a time,
While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes!
Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste Good anytime. Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice
Marriage is so hard that even Nelson Mandela got a divorce. He spent 27 years in South Africa prison getting tortured and beaten everyday of his life for 27 straight years. He got out of jail, spent 6 months with his wife, and said I cant take this shit!
There are many brave people, who always want to fight and be adventurous. Some choose army and retire soon, And others get married and fight till death. Salute them!
Once a man asked God, Why all girls are so sweet and all wives are horrible and bitter? God answered, Because girls are made by me but wives are made by you!
