Every time I talk to my wife, my mind reminds me that… this conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes!
Before marriage, men talk about India, Pakistan, US, Israel, Phones, Cricket, Golf, Football, Sunny Leone… After marriage, men listen to their wives talk about their ‘maids’!
Secret formula for married couples: Love One Another And if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle!
There’s a strain of virus deadlier than H1N1. It afflicts most married men causing speech impairment, stress, high B.P and fits of rage. There’s no cure in sight and it stays with the victim forever. It’s called B1W1(Wife).
A man before marriage is a Superman, After Marriage, he is a Gentleman, After 5 years, he is a Watchman, And 10 Years later, he is a Spiderman caught in his own web!
Wives are like electricity, If handled with care they will light up your life, but if mishandled will give you shocks throughout your life!
My friends always use to say, There’s plenty of fish in the sea. But looks like I ignored their advice and ended up marrying a whale!