Every time I talk to my wife, my mind reminds me that… this conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Why are wives more dangerousWhy are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!
Marriage Running away from any problemRunning away from any problem will only increase the distance from the solution. So face the problem in the same way as you face your spouse daily!
Marriage A wife was screaming at her husbandA wife was screaming at her husband, Leave! Get out of this house! she ordered. As husband was walking out the door she yelled, I hope you die a slow and painful death! He stopped, turned around and replied So now you want me to stay?
Marriage Only a divorce teaches us thatOnly a divorce teaches us that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a big financial loss!
Marriage 4 Stages of marriage4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad because of each other.
Marriage What most women wantWhat most women want is just YOU, after you have taken her to the Jeweller’s and an overseas holiday!
