The successful marriage depends

A man’s silence can break a woman’s heart into pieces. While a woman’s silence gives a thousand peaceful moments to a man!

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Interviewer: What is the best thing about your wife? Husband: She has a problem for every solution.

Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

Wife: You had lunch? Husband: You had lunch? Wife: I’m asking you. Husband: I’m asking you. Wife: Are you copying me? Husband: Are you copying me? Wife: I love you. Husband: I had lunch!

I tried Internet dating, but I quickly realized it wasn’t for me when they matched me up with my wife!