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Marriage A man’s silence can break a woman’sA man’s silence can break a woman’s heart into pieces. While a woman’s silence gives a thousand peaceful moments to a man!
Marriage Man, The Master of WomenProspective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Marriage Interviewer: What is the best thingInterviewer: What is the best thing about your wife? Husband: She has a problem for every solution.
Marriage Shall we try a different positionHusband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Marriage I love youWife: You had lunch? Husband: You had lunch? Wife: I’m asking you. Husband: I’m asking you. Wife: Are you copying me? Husband: Are you copying me? Wife: I love you. Husband: I had lunch!
Marriage I tried Internet datingI tried Internet dating, but I quickly realized it wasn’t for me when they matched me up with my wife!