Two theories to argue with wife

A man before marriage is a Superman, After Marriage, he is a Gentleman, After 5 years, he is a Watchman, And 10 Years later, he is a Spiderman caught in his own web!

The person who invented marriage was creepy as Hell. Otherwise how can a person really think of such weird thing like, Hey! yo I love you so much. I’m gonna get the government involved so that you can’t leave me.

Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park. BUT the problem is: . .. … that the park is Jurassic!

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.

My friends always use to say, There’s plenty of fish in the sea. But looks like I ignored their advice and ended up marrying a whale!

Dear Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for some exercise! Yours Loving Wife