Two theories to argue with wife

People have become really naughty on Whatsapp… even married women have put their status as ‘Available’!

Which is the most dangerous alphabet? ‘W’ Bcoz all Worries start with ‘W’. Who, Why, What, When, Which, Whom, Where, War, Wine, Whisky, Women and finally above all, Wife!

Some people can’t decide whether weekdays are hectic or weekends. These people are called… Married men.

Wisdom of the day: Never approach a Bull from the front, A Donkey from behind, And an angry wife from any direction!

Wife to Husband: Did you have any girlfriend before marriage? The husband remains silent… Wife: What is the meaning of silence? Husband: Wait. Let me count!

I was married for a short time… just long enough to realize that all those comedians weren’t joking!