A man before marriage is a Superman,
After Marriage, he is a Gentleman,
After 5 years, he is a Watchman,
And 10 Years later, he is a Spiderman caught in his own web!
Men want three qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home and devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home and economist in Bed.
Friend: How’s your sex life? Man: As usual, Monday to Friday. Friend: What about the weekends? Man: Weekends? Oh! That time I’m at home, relaxing with my wife !