Wife: Why in wedding Ceremony girl sits on left and boy on right?
Husband: Because according to profit and loss accout all incomes are on right side and expenses on left side.
A wife was screaming at her husband, Leave! Get out of this house! she ordered. As husband was walking out the door she yelled, I hope you die a slow and painful death! He stopped, turned around and replied So now you want me to stay?
