Duffer man + duffer girl

Dear Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for some exercise! Yours Loving Wife

MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.

It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!

What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him and system to make sure that those three women never meet each other!

Dear Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for some exercise! Yours Loving Wife

MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.