Similarity between Media and Wife

Dear Ladies, If your man says he’ll fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it!

Wife: You had lunch? Husband: You had lunch? Wife: I’m asking you. Husband: I’m asking you. Wife: Are you copying me? Husband: Are you copying me? Wife: I love you. Husband: I had lunch!

Whenever I disagree with my wife, which is seldom,she goes her way and I go . .. … Her way too!

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

The government should make it mandatory to print a Statutory Warning on Wedding Cards like on Cigarette packets that: Marriage may be injurious to Wealth!

If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.