What is the similarity between Media and Wife? Till they don’t share the same news at least 100 times, they really don’t sit quietly!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Whenever I disagree with my wifeWhenever I disagree with my wife, which is seldom,she goes her way and I go . .. … Her way too!
Marriage Marriage is an institutionMarriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage To end the celebrations immediatelyAfter 3 years of divorce a man gained 30 kgs of weight, his doctor advised him, . .. … …. to end the celebrations immediately!
Marriage The relationship between husbandThe relationship between husband and wife is very psychological. One is psycho and the other is logical.
Marriage A man before marriage is aA man before marriage is a Superman, After Marriage, he is a Gentleman, After 5 years, he is a Watchman, And 10 Years later, he is a Spiderman caught in his own web!
Marriage Shall we try a different positionHusband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.