Similarity between Media and Wife

What’s the difference between divorce and legal separation? In legal separation, the husband gets time to hide his money!

The person who invented marriage was creepy as Hell. Otherwise how can a person really think of such weird thing like, Hey! yo I love you so much. I’m gonna get the government involved so that you can’t leave me.

Whenever I disagree with my wife, which is seldom,she goes her way and I go . .. … Her way too!

An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can’t afford another women.

Wife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you. Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them!

Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife… . .. … If somebody else describes her to you.