What men want

A lot of men and women would rather stay single because they’re tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.

When you touch to feel, it’s desire, When you don’t touch and still feel, it’s love, When you touch and still don’t feel, .. .. .. It’s your wife!

You cheat God thousands of times but God is so kind that he does not punish you each time. He just gets you married once.

Q: What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles when you come back? A: The neighbour’s wife.

Truth of Life: Husband makes a mistake, wife shouts and husband says sorry. Wife makes a mistake, husbands shouts and wife cries, and husband again says sorry.

Wife to her hubby, Whenever I dream, I see your face. Husband : No wonder, I always wake up screaming!