Some people can’t decide

God thought that since He couldn’t be everywhere so He made a mother. Then devil thought that He couldn’t be everywhere so he made a mother-in-law.

A man before marriage is a Superman, After Marriage, he is a Gentleman, After 5 years, he is a Watchman, And 10 Years later, he is a Spiderman caught in his own web!

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage

Conversation between 2 Men: 1st man: I am a man of few words. 2nd man: Same here, I am married too!

Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a Good mood, it turns Green and when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!

The world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything and the book is titled: What Woman Want!