Some people can’t decide whether weekdays are hectic or weekends. These people are called… Married men.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Why are wives more dangerousWhy are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!
Marriage Angry wife from any directionWisdom of the day: Never approach a Bull from the front, A Donkey from behind, And an angry wife from any direction!
Marriage True friends stand behind youTrue friends stand behind you during your bad times. Do you want a proof? Check out your marriage album. you will find that all your friends standing behind you
Marriage Women’s LogicWomen’s Logic: If he is not on FaceBook, He must be with that Bitch! . .. If he is on Facebook, He must be chatting with that Bitch!
Marriage There’s a way of transferringThere’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage
Marriage Women are like phonesWomen are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and You are disconnected.
