Some people can’t decide

Have you heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.

I used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!

Dear Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for some exercise! Yours Loving Wife

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

If you are single, remember good things come to people who wait. If you are settled, then settlement is what you get from a separation.

4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad because of each other.