Marriage - Page 1 - SMS Quotes Image https://smsquotesimage.com/marriage Friendship, Funny, Good Morning, Good Night, Life, Love, Motivational Fri, 01 Aug 2014 18:27:12 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.0.8 MARRIAGE is just a fancy word https://smsquotesimage.com/marriage/marriage-is-just-a-fancy-word.html Fri, 01 Aug 2014 18:27:12 +0000 http://smsquotesimage.com/marriage/marriage-is-just-a-fancy-word.html MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.

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]]> MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.

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]]> Have you heard about the man https://smsquotesimage.com/marriage/have-you-heard-about-the-man.html Fri, 01 Aug 2014 18:27:12 +0000 http://smsquotesimage.com/marriage/have-you-heard-about-the-man.html Have you heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.

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]]> Have you heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.

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]]> Wives are never wrong https://smsquotesimage.com/marriage/wives-are-never-wrong.html Fri, 01 Aug 2014 18:27:11 +0000 http://smsquotesimage.com/marriage/wives-are-never-wrong.html Wives are never wrong… It’s just that sometimes they are rude, confused, senseless, emotionless, unchangeable, crazy, stupid, idiot and even mad. But never ever they’re wrong !

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]]> Wives are never wrong…
It’s just that sometimes they are rude, confused, senseless, emotionless, unchangeable, crazy, stupid, idiot and even mad.
But never ever they’re wrong !

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]]> Today is our anniversary https://smsquotesimage.com/marriage/today-is-our-anniversary.html Fri, 01 Aug 2014 18:25:09 +0000 http://smsquotesimage.com/marriage/today-is-our-anniversary.html Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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]]> Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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]]> Why do women live longer https://smsquotesimage.com/marriage/why-do-women-live-longer.html Fri, 01 Aug 2014 18:25:08 +0000 http://smsquotesimage.com/marriage/why-do-women-live-longer.html Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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]]> Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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]]> If you are single https://smsquotesimage.com/marriage/if-you-are-single.html Fri, 01 Aug 2014 18:25:08 +0000 http://smsquotesimage.com/marriage/if-you-are-single.html If you are single, remember good things come to people who wait. If you are settled, then settlement is what you get from a separation.

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]]> If you are single, remember good things come to people who wait.
If you are settled, then settlement is what you get from a separation.

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]]> Just like a marriage license https://smsquotesimage.com/marriage/just-like-a-marriage-license.html Fri, 01 Aug 2014 18:25:08 +0000 http://smsquotesimage.com/marriage/just-like-a-marriage-license.html In many countries, a hunting license entitles you to one deer and no more. Just like a marriage license!

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]]> In many countries, a hunting license entitles you to one deer and no more. Just like a marriage license!

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]]> If you never want to see a man again https://smsquotesimage.com/marriage/if-you-never-want-to-see-a-man-again.html Fri, 01 Aug 2014 18:25:07 +0000 http://smsquotesimage.com/marriage/if-you-never-want-to-see-a-man-again.html If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.

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]]> If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.

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]]> There is only one perfect child https://smsquotesimage.com/marriage/there-is-only-one-perfect-child.html Fri, 01 Aug 2014 18:25:07 +0000 http://smsquotesimage.com/marriage/there-is-only-one-perfect-child.html There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

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]]> There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

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]]> Why are wives more dangerous https://smsquotesimage.com/marriage/why-are-wives-more-dangerous.html Fri, 01 Aug 2014 18:25:07 +0000 http://smsquotesimage.com/marriage/why-are-wives-more-dangerous.html Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!

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]]> Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!

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