If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Love Marriage vs ArrangedIt’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Marriage Wives are like electricityWives are like electricity, If handled with care they will light up your life, but if mishandled will give you shocks throughout your life!
Marriage Shall we try a different positionHusband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Marriage Your wife misses you a lotYour wife misses you a lot, only when you are . .. … …. partying and enjoying with your friends!
Marriage How to take major decisionsHow to take major decisions of life? First think from your heart, Then think with your mind, And then do as your wife says!
Marriage Marriage is what actually comes upCourtship is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalogue. Marriage is what actually comes up in your garden!
