If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.
MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.
True friends stand behind you during your bad times. Do you want a proof? Check out your marriage album. you will find that all your friends standing behind you
Truth of Life: Husband makes a mistake, wife shouts and husband says sorry. Wife makes a mistake, husbands shouts and wife cries, and husband again says sorry.
Every time I talk to my wife, my mind reminds me that… this conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes!
Two men are talking. 1st: I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes. 2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
Running away from any problem will only increase the distance from the solution. So face the problem in the same way as you face your spouse daily!