If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.
Wife: I think… Husband: Exactly! Wife: But I haven’t said anything yet! Husband: Doesn’t matter… You are right!
Adam and Eve’s wedding. Adam: I hereby take Eve to be my LAWFUL wedded wife. EVE didn’t hear the ‘L’. . .. … Thus, the misery began and has continued ever since.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.
People have become really naughty on Whatsapp… even married women have put their status as ‘Available’!
Marriage is like a casino. You go in all excited and optimistic, And you stumble out broke, drunk and talking to yourself!
Just because a person is silent doesn’t mean that he is not aware of fun and joy. It’s possible that life taught him some serious lessons. Or may be, he is Married.