If you never want to see a man again

Men want three qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home and devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home and economist in Bed.

Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife… . .. … If somebody else describes her to you.

It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!

Staying single is a style, Divorce is in vogue, Living-in is common, Extra-marital is happening, And being married is totally outdated!

There’s a strain of virus deadlier than H1N1. It afflicts most married men causing speech impairment, stress, high B.P and fits of rage. There’s no cure in sight and it stays with the victim forever. It’s called B1W1(Wife).

The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.