Have you heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.
My friends always use to say, There’s plenty of fish in the sea. But looks like I ignored their advice and ended up marrying a whale!
A lawyer says that a dangerous year in married life is the first. Then follows the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on!
How to take major decisions of life? First think from your heart, Then think with your mind, And then do as your wife says!
The secrets of a happy marriage: Open Tools, Go to Internet Options, Clear History, Delete Files, Delete Cookies.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.