Have you heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
Wife: I should have married a devil. Even, he would have made a better husband than you. Husband: But honey, marriage between relatives is morally considered wrong in our culture!
When you develop the ability to listen to anything unconditionally without losing your temper or self confidence, it means . .. … that You are a MALE and MARRIED!
Wife : You are extremely impolite. All the time I was talking, you were continuously yawning… Husband : I was not yawning, I was trying to say something!
A man before marriage is a Superman, After Marriage, he is a Gentleman, After 5 years, he is a Watchman, And 10 Years later, he is a Spiderman caught in his own web!
