If you are single

3 men are arguing about When life begins? 1st: At the time of conception 2nd: At the time of birth 3rd: When wife and children go for a vacation!

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

People have become really naughty on Whatsapp… even married women have put their status as ‘Available’!

Truth of Life: Husband makes a mistake, wife shouts and husband says sorry. Wife makes a mistake, husbands shouts and wife cries, and husband again says sorry.

Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Husband: I won’t have to pay you, you’ll get my entire insurance amount.

Women are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and You are disconnected.