Just like a marriage license

Secret formula for married couples: Love One Another And if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle!

You cheat God thousands of times but God is so kind that he does not punish you each time. He just gets you married once.

Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife… . .. … If somebody else describes her to you.

A lot of men and women would rather stay single because they’re tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.

Men want three qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home and devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home and economist in Bed.

My friends always use to say, There’s plenty of fish in the sea. But looks like I ignored their advice and ended up marrying a whale!