Just like a marriage license

Wife: Why in wedding Ceremony girl sits on left and boy on right? Husband: Because according to profit and loss accout all incomes are on right side and expenses on left side.

A lawyer says that a dangerous year in married life is the first. Then follows the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on!

My friends always use to say, There’s plenty of fish in the sea. But looks like I ignored their advice and ended up marrying a whale!

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

A man’s dream: 7 Digit bank balance 6 Digit salary 5 Room house 4 Wheel vehicle 3 Week’s holiday 2 Lovely girlfriends and 1 ‘Silent’ wife.

Which is the most dangerous alphabet? ‘W’ Bcoz all Worries start with ‘W’. Who, Why, What, When, Which, Whom, Where, War, Wine, Whisky, Women and finally above all, Wife!