Just like a marriage license

Every man needs a beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting and cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.

Spouse: Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles that you would never have had if you’d stayed single!

Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time. 1st Soldier: Why did you join the army? 2nd Soldier: I didn’t have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army? 1st Soldier: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Conversation between 2 Men: 1st man: I am a man of few words. 2nd man: Same here, I am married too!

What is the similarity between Media and Wife? Till they don’t share the same news at least 100 times, they really don’t sit quietly!