In many countries, a hunting license entitles you to one deer and no more. Just like a marriage license!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage There’s plenty of fish in the seaMy friends always use to say, There’s plenty of fish in the sea. But looks like I ignored their advice and ended up marrying a whale!
Marriage A successful marriage is based onA successful marriage is based on give and take: Where husband gives money, gifts, dresses and wife takes it, And whereas wife gives advices, lectures,Tensions and husband takes it!
Marriage There was a lover who once saidThere was a lover who once said to his beloved that he would go through hell for her. And eventually married her, to prove it!
Marriage My Marriage is made ofMy Marriage is made of Trust and Understanding. . .. … She doesn’t Trust me and I don’t Understand her!
Marriage Women’s LogicWomen’s Logic: If he is not on FaceBook, He must be with that Bitch! . .. If he is on Facebook, He must be chatting with that Bitch!
Marriage Why do couples hold hands duringWhy do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
