In many countries, a hunting license entitles you to one deer and no more. Just like a marriage license!
Chess is the only game which reflects the true status of a husband… The poor King can take only one step at a time, While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes!
Wife: I think… Husband: Exactly! Wife: But I haven’t said anything yet! Husband: Doesn’t matter… You are right!
Women’s Dictionary: NO = YES May be = No We need = I want We need to talk = You are in deep trouble.
When you touch to feel, it’s desire, When you don’t touch and still feel, it’s love, When you touch and still don’t feel, .. .. .. It’s your wife!
Wife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you. Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them!
After 3 years of divorce a man gained 30 kgs of weight, his doctor advised him, . .. … …. to end the celebrations immediately!