Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage One day I’ll kill youBefore marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. you are beautiful, I love you. After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. you are my headache, one day I’ll kill you.
Marriage I believe trust is the very keyI believe trust is the very key in a relationship, because if you don’t trust your girlfriend, how could you be sure she won’t tell your wife?
Marriage A man likes his wife to beA man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
Marriage To keep your marriage brimmingTo keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, Whenever you are wrong, admit it and whenever you are right, shut up!
Marriage Woman’s punishmentEver since Eve started it all by offering Adam an apple – woman’s punishment has been to provide a man with food and also suffer the consequences!
Marriage The successful marriage dependsThe successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.