The government should make it mandatory to print a Statutory Warning on Wedding Cards like on Cigarette packets that: Marriage may be injurious to Wealth!
Have you heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
Wife to Husband: Did you have any girlfriend before marriage? The husband remains silent… Wife: What is the meaning of silence? Husband: Wait. Let me count!
Wife: Honey, before we got married, you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelry. Husband: Yes… so? Wife: How come you don’t do it anymore? Husband: Have you ever seen a fisherman give worms to the fish after catching it!
Once a man asked God, Why all girls are so sweet and all wives are horrible and bitter? God answered, Because girls are made by me but wives are made by you!