Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Similarity between Media and WifeWhat is the similarity between Media and Wife? Till they don’t share the same news at least 100 times, they really don’t sit quietly!
Marriage Two theories to argue with wifeTwo theories to argue with wife : 1. If she is right then be fair to her and keep quiet. 2. If she is wrong then be kind to yourself and keep quiet!
Marriage Marriage is the only UnionIn most cases, Marriage is the only Union that can’t be organized.Both sides think they’re……THE MANAGEMENT!
Marriage A son asked his motherA son asked his mother, Why are wedding dresses white? She replied, It shows your friends and relatives that the bride is pure. Then the son went and asked the same question to his father. All household appliances come in white, said his father.
Marriage Marriage is like a casinoMarriage is like a casino. You go in all excited and optimistic, And you stumble out broke, drunk and talking to yourself!
Marriage I wasn’t scared of anything untillI used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!
