Getting married is like going

Every wife is like terms and conditions of a website. The husbands never understand or read what she says but they all always accept.

A man’s silence can break a woman’s heart into pieces. While a woman’s silence gives a thousand peaceful moments to a man!

Wife: If I die first, I want you to promise to let my mother ride in the first car with you at the funeral procession. Husband: OK, but it will totally ruin my day!

Some women are so concerned about their husband’s happiness that they hire a private detective to find out as to who is responsible for it!

Truth of Life: Husband makes a mistake, wife shouts and husband says sorry. Wife makes a mistake, husbands shouts and wife cries, and husband again says sorry.

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. you are beautiful, I love you. After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. you are my headache, one day I’ll kill you.