A man likes his wife to be

Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste Good anytime. Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice

What most women want is just YOU, after you have taken her to the Jeweller’s and an overseas holiday!

Your wife misses you a lot, only when you are . .. … …. partying and enjoying with your friends!

Never criticize your husband’s faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.

Every unmarried girl looks for Mr. Charming. And after a few years of married life, she becomes unsecured and doesn’t want him to look charming. It’s damn weird!

It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!