A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
Have you heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
After our last argument, my wife told me: I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I’ve made in you!
Wife : You are extremely impolite. All the time I was talking, you were continuously yawning… Husband : I was not yawning, I was trying to say something!
People have become really naughty on Whatsapp… even married women have put their status as ‘Available’!
Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Dear Weather, Please stop being so cold. We don’t have hot boyfriends, we already have cold husbands with hot temper. Sincerely, Wives