A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
I tried Internet dating, but I quickly realized it wasn’t for me when they matched me up with my wife!
Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary. Maid : I don’t believe it! you are just saying that to make me jealous!
My friends always use to say, There’s plenty of fish in the sea. But looks like I ignored their advice and ended up marrying a whale!
Wife: I am not talking to you. Hubby: Okay! Wife: You don’t want to know the reason? Hubby: Nope, I trust your judgment!
While in bed after few years of marriage, husband and wife’s HIPS meet each other more often than LIPS….
When you touch to feel, it’s desire, When you don’t touch and still feel, it’s love, When you touch and still don’t feel, .. .. .. It’s your wife!