Girlfriends are like chocolates

Marriage is so hard that even Nelson Mandela got a divorce. He spent 27 years in South Africa prison getting tortured and beaten everyday of his life for 27 straight years. He got out of jail, spent 6 months with his wife, and said I cant take this shit!

I used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!

People have become really naughty on Whatsapp… even married women have put their status as ‘Available’!

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.

Some people can’t decide whether weekdays are hectic or weekends. These people are called… Married men.

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.