Girlfriends are like chocolates

Adam and Eve’s wedding. Adam: I hereby take Eve to be my LAWFUL wedded wife. EVE didn’t hear the ‘L’. . .. … Thus, the misery began and has continued ever since.

A lot of men and women would rather stay single because they’re tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.

How to create the biggest doubt in your wife’s mind for you? Send her an SMS out of the blue saying, Honey, I love you, too! GAME OVER!

If you are single, remember good things come to people who wait. If you are settled, then settlement is what you get from a separation.

While in bed after few years of marriage, husband and wife’s HIPS meet each other more often than LIPS….

MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.