Girlfriends are like chocolates

Wife: You had lunch? Husband: You had lunch? Wife: I’m asking you. Husband: I’m asking you. Wife: Are you copying me? Husband: Are you copying me? Wife: I love you. Husband: I had lunch!

Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, But whatever you do, you’ll regret it later!

After our last argument, my wife told me: I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I’ve made in you!

How Dogs and Women are alike? Neither believe that silence is golden, neither can balance a checkbook, and Both put too much value on kissing

Wisdom of the day: Never approach a Bull from the front, A Donkey from behind, And an angry wife from any direction!

Women’s Logic: If he is not on FaceBook, He must be with that Bitch! . .. If he is on Facebook, He must be chatting with that Bitch!