Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste Good anytime.
Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice
Son-in-law to his father-in-law: Dear Dad, I deeply regret taking Petrol Car in dowry, please take your daughter or the car back. Can’t afford both! Regards
Once a man asked God, Why all girls are so sweet and all wives are horrible and bitter? God answered, Because girls are made by me but wives are made by you!
Have you heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
