Staying single is a style

Dear Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for some exercise! Yours Loving Wife

Secret formula for married couples: Love One Another And if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle!

Wives are never wrong… It’s just that sometimes they are rude, confused, senseless, emotionless, unchangeable, crazy, stupid, idiot and even mad. But never ever they’re wrong !

I tried Internet dating, but I quickly realized it wasn’t for me when they matched me up with my wife!

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time. 1st Soldier: Why did you join the army? 2nd Soldier: I didn’t have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army? 1st Soldier: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!