How Dogs and Women are alike? Neither believe that silence is golden, neither can balance a checkbook, and Both put too much value on kissingMarriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage A husband said to his wifeAfter a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.
Marriage What most women wantWhat most women want is just YOU, after you have taken her to the Jeweller’s and an overseas holiday!
Marriage Listening to your WAGs is likeListening to your WAGs is like reading the Terms and Conditions of a website. You don’t understand anything, still you confirm . .. … I Agree!
Marriage There is only one perfect childThere is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
Marriage Love Marriage vs ArrangedIt’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Marriage If men behave after marriageIf men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won’t take place. On the other hand, if women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won’t take place!
