How Dogs and Women are alike? Neither believe that silence is golden, neither can balance a checkbook, and Both put too much value on kissingMarriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage I wasn’t scared of anything untillI used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!
Marriage Today is our anniversaryWife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Marriage While in bed after few yearsWhile in bed after few years of marriage, husband and wife’s HIPS meet each other more often than LIPS….
Marriage Conversation between 2 MenConversation between 2 Men: 1st man: I am a man of few words. 2nd man: Same here, I am married too!
Marriage To keep your marriage brimmingTo keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, Whenever you are wrong, admit it and whenever you are right, shut up!
Marriage Did you have any girlfriendWife to Husband: Did you have any girlfriend before marriage? The husband remains silent… Wife: What is the meaning of silence? Husband: Wait. Let me count!