How Dogs and Women are alike

The government should make it mandatory to print a Statutory Warning on Wedding Cards like on Cigarette packets that: Marriage may be injurious to Wealth!

If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.

Listening to your WAGs is like reading the Terms and Conditions of a website. You don’t understand anything, still you confirm . .. … I Agree!

Wife: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Hubby: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous. Wife: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. Hubby: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car? Wife: In the pool.

Women’s Dictionary: NO = YES May be = No We need = I want We need to talk = You are in deep trouble.

Interviewer: What is the best thing about your wife? Husband: She has a problem for every solution.