A son asked his mother, Why are wedding dresses white? She replied, It shows your friends and relatives that the bride is pure. Then the son went and asked the same question to his father. All household appliances come in white, said his father.
Son: Mummy, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time?’ Mummy: No sometimes they start with, ‘Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight!’
There’s a strain of virus deadlier than H1N1. It afflicts most married men causing speech impairment, stress, high B.P and fits of rage. There’s no cure in sight and it stays with the victim forever. It’s called B1W1(Wife).
A man before marriage is a Superman, After Marriage, he is a Gentleman, After 5 years, he is a Watchman, And 10 Years later, he is a Spiderman caught in his own web!
Women marry men hoping they will change, Men marry women hoping they will not. Unfortunately, it happens in contrast and ultimately both of them get disappointed!
