A son asked his mother, Why are wedding dresses white? She replied, It shows your friends and relatives that the bride is pure. Then the son went and asked the same question to his father. All household appliances come in white, said his father.
A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.
Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life, But laughing at your wife’s mistakes can shorten your life!
People have become really naughty on Whatsapp… even married women have put their status as ‘Available’!
An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can’t afford another women.
If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.
Written behind the back of a biker’s T-shirt: If you are able to read this, it means my wife has fallen off… please inform me!