The four dangerous weapons in the world: 1. Wife’s Smile 2. Wife’s Tears 3. Wife’s Looks And the forth most dangerous is Wife’s Missed Call!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Marriage is like a public toiletMarriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
Marriage Every wife is likeEvery wife is like terms and conditions of a website. The husbands never understand or read what she says but they all always accept.
Marriage Whenever I disagree with my wifeWhenever I disagree with my wife, which is seldom,she goes her way and I go . .. … Her way too!
Marriage A man is the head of theA man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.
Marriage Women’s LogicWomen’s Logic: If he is not on FaceBook, He must be with that Bitch! . .. If he is on Facebook, He must be chatting with that Bitch!
Marriage Son-in-law to his father-in-lawSon-in-law to his father-in-law: Dear Dad, I deeply regret taking Petrol Car in dowry, please take your daughter or the car back. Can’t afford both! Regards
