The four dangerous weapons

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, Whenever you are wrong, admit it and whenever you are right, shut up!

Wife to her hubby, Whenever I dream, I see your face. Husband : No wonder, I always wake up screaming!

The secrets of a happy marriage: Open Tools, Go to Internet Options, Clear History, Delete Files, Delete Cookies.

MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.

Wives are never wrong… It’s just that sometimes they are rude, confused, senseless, emotionless, unchangeable, crazy, stupid, idiot and even mad. But never ever they’re wrong !

Written behind the back of a biker’s T-shirt: If you are able to read this, it means my wife has fallen off… please inform me!