Husband standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Wife: I do not think that is going to help. Husband: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
It’s like a mini Heart Attack, when men can’t find their mobiles in their pockets and It’s almost like a Brain Hemorrhage, when they see it in their wife’s hand.
Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a Good mood, it turns Green and when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
