A lawyer says that a dangerous year in married life is the first. Then follows the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on!
Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.
I used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!
Wife: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Hubby: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous. Wife: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. Hubby: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car? Wife: In the pool.
Wife: If I die first, I want you to promise to let my mother ride in the first car with you at the funeral procession. Husband: OK, but it will totally ruin my day!
I believe trust is the very key in a relationship, because if you don’t trust your girlfriend, how could you be sure she won’t tell your wife?