A lawyer says that a dangerous year in married life is the first. Then follows the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on!
Secret formula for married couples: Love One Another And if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle!
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. you are beautiful, I love you. After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. you are my headache, one day I’ll kill you.
Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to you again!
What’s the difference between divorce and legal separation? In legal separation, the husband gets time to hide his money!
Whenever I disagree with my wife, which is seldom,she goes her way and I go . .. … Her way too!
Interviewer: What is the best thing about your wife? Husband: She has a problem for every solution.