I was married for a short time

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam an apple – woman’s punishment has been to provide a man with food and also suffer the consequences!

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, I’ve found a man just like father! Mother replied, So what do you want from me, sympathy?

Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman

Interviewer: What is the best thing about your wife? Husband: She has a problem for every solution.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam an apple – woman’s punishment has been to provide a man with food and also suffer the consequences!

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, I’ve found a man just like father! Mother replied, So what do you want from me, sympathy?