I was married for a short time

Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

Never criticize your husband’s faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.

The person who invented marriage was creepy as Hell. Otherwise how can a person really think of such weird thing like, Hey! yo I love you so much. I’m gonna get the government involved so that you can’t leave me.

Women’s Dictionary: NO = YES May be = No We need = I want We need to talk = You are in deep trouble.

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which, the Independence is equal, the Dependence mutual and the Obligation reciprocal. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Have you heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.