I was married for a short time

I believe trust is the very key in a relationship, because if you don’t trust your girlfriend, how could you be sure she won’t tell your wife?

Q: What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles when you come back? A: The neighbour’s wife.

Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary. Maid : I don’t believe it! you are just saying that to make me jealous!

Interviewer: What is the best thing about your wife? Husband: She has a problem for every solution.

Never criticize your husband’s faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.

Wife to husband: You don’t love me at all. Husband points towards their five children and says, ‘Do you think I have downloaded them from Google’?