Husband standing on the scale

Wife to Husband: Did you have any girlfriend before marriage? The husband remains silent… Wife: What is the meaning of silence? Husband: Wait. Let me count!

It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!

Women are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and You are disconnected.

A man before marriage is a Superman, After Marriage, he is a Gentleman, After 5 years, he is a Watchman, And 10 Years later, he is a Spiderman caught in his own web!

Women’s Dictionary: NO = YES May be = No We need = I want We need to talk = You are in deep trouble.

Spouse: Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles that you would never have had if you’d stayed single!