Husband standing on the scale

Holiday: It’s a day when a man stops doing what his Boss wants and starts doing what his Wife wants!

A wife is often referred to as the man’s better half – which is why husbands often tell them the better half-truths!

Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary. Maid : I don’t believe it! you are just saying that to make me jealous!

Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife… . .. … If somebody else describes her to you.

MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.

What a contradiction? If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable, But if husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy!