Husband standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.
Wife: I do not think that is going to help.
Husband: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
Intelligent man + intelligent girl = Friendship. Duffer man + intelligent girl = Love. Intelligent man + duffer girl = Dates. Duffer man + duffer girl = Love marriage
Thinking on toes: When mom asks, Whom do you love more, me or your wife. Smart answer: I don’t know Mom, but your love makes me forget my Wife, and her love and care reminds me of you.
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. you are beautiful, I love you. After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. you are my headache, one day I’ll kill you.
