There’s a strain of virus deadlier than H1N1. It afflicts most married men causing speech impairment, stress, high B.P and fits of rage. There’s no cure in sight and it stays with the victim forever. It’s called B1W1(Wife).Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage The world’s thinnest bookThe world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything and the book is titled: What Woman Want!
Marriage Burn the body and bury the ashMan receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Marriage Married life is so easyMarried life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park. BUT the problem is: . .. … that the park is Jurassic!
Marriage Husband before leaving for officeHusband before leaving for office to his angry wife, Have a Nice Day! Wife: Don’t tell me what to do!
Marriage Woman’s punishmentEver since Eve started it all by offering Adam an apple – woman’s punishment has been to provide a man with food and also suffer the consequences!
Marriage Women’s DictionaryWomen’s Dictionary: NO = YES May be = No We need = I want We need to talk = You are in deep trouble.
