There’s a strain of virus deadlier than H1N1. It afflicts most married men causing speech impairment, stress, high B.P and fits of rage. There’s no cure in sight and it stays with the victim forever. It’s called B1W1(Wife).
How to take major decisions of life? First think from your heart, Then think with your mind, And then do as your wife says!
A man’s silence can break a woman’s heart into pieces. While a woman’s silence gives a thousand peaceful moments to a man!
Wife to her hubby, Whenever I dream, I see your face. Husband : No wonder, I always wake up screaming!
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, I’ve found a man just like father! Mother replied, So what do you want from me, sympathy?
A Happiest man is one, Whose daughter is on Femina’s cover, Son on India Today, Girlfriend on Playboy, And, Wife in the missing column of a newspaper