There’s a strain of virus deadlier than H1N1. It afflicts most married men causing speech impairment, stress, high B.P and fits of rage. There’s no cure in sight and it stays with the victim forever. It’s called B1W1(Wife).Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage MARRIAGE is just a fancy wordMARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.
Marriage A husband said to his wifeAfter a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.
Marriage If you never want to see a man againIf you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.
Marriage Marriage Age 18Marriage Age 18. Drinking Age 25. Can someone ask the damn politicians how to survive the first 7 years of Marriage?
Marriage To end the celebrations immediatelyAfter 3 years of divorce a man gained 30 kgs of weight, his doctor advised him, . .. … …. to end the celebrations immediately!
Marriage If you are able to read thisWritten behind the back of a biker’s T-shirt: If you are able to read this, it means my wife has fallen off… please inform me!
Marriage MARRIAGE is just a fancy wordMARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.
Marriage A husband said to his wifeAfter a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.
Marriage If you never want to see a man againIf you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.
Marriage Marriage Age 18Marriage Age 18. Drinking Age 25. Can someone ask the damn politicians how to survive the first 7 years of Marriage?
Marriage To end the celebrations immediatelyAfter 3 years of divorce a man gained 30 kgs of weight, his doctor advised him, . .. … …. to end the celebrations immediately!
Marriage If you are able to read thisWritten behind the back of a biker’s T-shirt: If you are able to read this, it means my wife has fallen off… please inform me!
Marriage MARRIAGE is just a fancy wordMARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.
Marriage A husband said to his wifeAfter a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.
