Wife: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
Hubby: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.
Wife: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.
Hubby: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?
Wife: In the pool.
The government should make it mandatory to print a Statutory Warning on Wedding Cards like on Cigarette packets that: Marriage may be injurious to Wealth!
When you develop the ability to listen to anything unconditionally without losing your temper or self confidence, it means . .. … that You are a MALE and MARRIED!
