Wife: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
Hubby: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.
Wife: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.
Hubby: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?
Wife: In the pool.
Women marry men hoping they will change, Men marry women hoping they will not. Unfortunately, it happens in contrast and ultimately both of them get disappointed!