Wife: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
Hubby: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.
Wife: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.
Hubby: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?
Wife: In the pool.
The difference between a husband and childbirth is that one can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable, while the other is just having a baby!
Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary. Maid : I don’t believe it! you are just saying that to make me jealous!
There’s a strain of virus deadlier than H1N1. It afflicts most married men causing speech impairment, stress, high B.P and fits of rage. There’s no cure in sight and it stays with the victim forever. It’s called B1W1(Wife).
Every unmarried girl looks for Mr. Charming. And after a few years of married life, she becomes unsecured and doesn’t want him to look charming. It’s damn weird!