Wife: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
Hubby: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.
Wife: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.
Hubby: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?
Wife: In the pool.
Intelligent man + intelligent girl = Friendship. Duffer man + intelligent girl = Love. Intelligent man + duffer girl = Dates. Duffer man + duffer girl = Love marriage
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
