Wife: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
Hubby: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.
Wife: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.
Hubby: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?
Wife: In the pool.
Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time. 1st Soldier: Why did you join the army? 2nd Soldier: I didn’t have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army? 1st Soldier: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!
A successful marriage is based on give and take: Where husband gives money, gifts, dresses and wife takes it, And whereas wife gives advices, lectures,Tensions and husband takes it!