I was trying to say something

Husband: When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me. Wife replied: What makes you think I’d want another man like you!

Husband standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Wife: I do not think that is going to help. Husband: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

It’s like a mini Heart Attack, when men can’t find their mobiles in their pockets and It’s almost like a Brain Hemorrhage, when they see it in their wife’s hand.

True friends stand behind you during your bad times. Do you want a proof? Check out your marriage album. you will find that all your friends standing behind you

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands, If they are placed around his hubby’s throat, she’s probably slightly upset.

Wife to her hubby, Whenever I dream, I see your face. Husband : No wonder, I always wake up screaming!