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Wife to husband: You don’t love me at all. Husband points towards their five children and says, ‘Do you think I have downloaded them from Google’?

Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park. BUT the problem is: . .. … that the park is Jurassic!

In most cases, Marriage is the only Union that can’t be organized.Both sides think they’re……THE MANAGEMENT!

Before marriage, men talk about India, Pakistan, US, Israel, Phones, Cricket, Golf, Football, Sunny Leone… After marriage, men listen to their wives talk about their ‘maids’!

It’s like a mini Heart Attack, when men can’t find their mobiles in their pockets and It’s almost like a Brain Hemorrhage, when they see it in their wife’s hand.

4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad because of each other.