Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. you are beautiful, I love you.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. you are my headache, one day I’ll kill you.
All Husbands are like Bluetooth, Always connected when wife is around, But, The moment wife is away, They automatically start searching for the new Devices.
Intelligent man + intelligent girl = Friendship. Duffer man + intelligent girl = Love. Intelligent man + duffer girl = Dates. Duffer man + duffer girl = Love marriage