One day I’ll kill you

All Husbands are like Bluetooth, Always connected when wife is around, But, The moment wife is away, They automatically start searching for the new Devices.

How Dogs and Women are alike? Neither believe that silence is golden, neither can balance a checkbook, and Both put too much value on kissing

Courtship is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalogue. Marriage is what actually comes up in your garden!

Holiday: It’s a day when a man stops doing what his Boss wants and starts doing what his Wife wants!

What most women want is just YOU, after you have taken her to the Jeweller’s and an overseas holiday!

Intelligent man + intelligent girl = Friendship. Duffer man + intelligent girl = Love. Intelligent man + duffer girl = Dates. Duffer man + duffer girl = Love marriage