Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. you are beautiful, I love you.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. you are my headache, one day I’ll kill you.
Thinking on toes: When mom asks, Whom do you love more, me or your wife. Smart answer: I don’t know Mom, but your love makes me forget my Wife, and her love and care reminds me of you.
