One day I’ll kill you

Husbands are the best persons to share your secrets with. They won’t tell anyone because they probably never listen to you in the first place.

Spouse: Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles that you would never have had if you’d stayed single!

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage

Truth of Life: Husband makes a mistake, wife shouts and husband says sorry. Wife makes a mistake, husbands shouts and wife cries, and husband again says sorry.

Dear Weather, Please stop being so cold. We don’t have hot boyfriends, we already have cold husbands with hot temper. Sincerely, Wives

How Dogs and Women are alike? Neither believe that silence is golden, neither can balance a checkbook, and Both put too much value on kissing