A woman learning to drive to her

If you are single, remember good things come to people who wait. If you are settled, then settlement is what you get from a separation.

One day God erased a husband’s memory and asked, Do you remember anyone now? The husband told his wife’s name. God smiled and said, the virus has not gone even after formatting.

Only a divorce teaches us that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a big financial loss!

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which, the Independence is equal, the Dependence mutual and the Obligation reciprocal. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

A lawyer says that a dangerous year in married life is the first. Then follows the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on!

Son: Mummy, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time?’ Mummy: No sometimes they start with, ‘Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight!’