A woman learning to drive to her husband, But I don’t know what to do! Husband: Just imagine that I’m driving!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Women are like phonesWomen are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and You are disconnected.
Marriage A Happiest man is one WhoseA Happiest man is one, Whose daughter is on Femina’s cover, Son on India Today, Girlfriend on Playboy, And, Wife in the missing column of a newspaper
Marriage Whom do you love moreThinking on toes: When mom asks, Whom do you love more, me or your wife. Smart answer: I don’t know Mom, but your love makes me forget my Wife, and her love and care reminds me of you.
Marriage Only the wife knows how to getThe human body has over a million nerves. And only the wife knows how to get on every single one of them!
Marriage Why shouldn’t wives treatWhy shouldn’t wives treat their husbands as ATM machines? Even husbands treat them as washing machines, dish washers and vacuum cleaners!
Marriage It’s a day when a man stops doingHoliday: It’s a day when a man stops doing what his Boss wants and starts doing what his Wife wants!
