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Spouse: Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles that you would never have had if you’d stayed single!

A man before marriage is a Superman, After Marriage, he is a Gentleman, After 5 years, he is a Watchman, And 10 Years later, he is a Spiderman caught in his own web!

In most cases, Marriage is the only Union that can’t be organized.Both sides think they’re……THE MANAGEMENT!

Whenever I disagree with my wife, which is seldom,she goes her way and I go . .. … Her way too!

Every man needs a beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting and cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.

Husbands are the best persons to share your secrets with. They won’t tell anyone because they probably never listen to you in the first place.