If I dismiss the cook

An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can’t afford another women.

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

Spouse: Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles that you would never have had if you’d stayed single!

Every wife is like terms and conditions of a website. The husbands never understand or read what she says but they all always accept.

Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

Which is the most dangerous alphabet? ‘W’ Bcoz all Worries start with ‘W’. Who, Why, What, When, Which, Whom, Where, War, Wine, Whisky, Women and finally above all, Wife!