Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Husband: I won’t have to pay you, you’ll get my entire insurance amount.
Have you heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
Two men are talking. 1st: I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes. 2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
