You cheat God thousands of times but God is so kind that he does not punish you each time. He just gets you married once.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Different Phases of a manDifferent Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman
Marriage What most women wantWhat most women want is just YOU, after you have taken her to the Jeweller’s and an overseas holiday!
Marriage A man likes his wife to beA man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
Marriage Just like a marriage licenseIn many countries, a hunting license entitles you to one deer and no more. Just like a marriage license!
Marriage You don’t love me at allWife to husband: You don’t love me at all. Husband points towards their five children and says, ‘Do you think I have downloaded them from Google’?
Marriage Why all girls are so sweetOnce a man asked God, Why all girls are so sweet and all wives are horrible and bitter? God answered, Because girls are made by me but wives are made by you!
