Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Women are like phonesWomen are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and You are disconnected.
Marriage A man’s silence can break a woman’sA man’s silence can break a woman’s heart into pieces. While a woman’s silence gives a thousand peaceful moments to a man!
Marriage Secret formula for married couplesSecret formula for married couples: Love One Another And if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle!
Marriage The successful marriage dependsThe successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.
Marriage Marriage is like a casinoMarriage is like a casino. You go in all excited and optimistic, And you stumble out broke, drunk and talking to yourself!
Marriage Some people can’t decideSome people can’t decide whether weekdays are hectic or weekends. These people are called… Married men.
