Shall we try a different position

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.

Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary. Maid : I don’t believe it! you are just saying that to make me jealous!

Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage

A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.

Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a Good mood, it turns Green and when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!