That You are a MALE and MARRIED

The world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything and the book is titled: What Woman Want!

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. you are beautiful, I love you. After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. you are my headache, one day I’ll kill you.

The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.

Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, But whatever you do, you’ll regret it later!

Irritating Wife: Shall I put the kettle on? Indifferent Husband: OK, but it won’t go with that skirt!