That You are a MALE and MARRIED

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, Whenever you are wrong, admit it and whenever you are right, shut up!

Husband: Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today? Wife: No. Husband surprised! Wife: Actually, I lost my phone charger and had to put things in place to look for it!

The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.

Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to you again!

Wife: I am not talking to you. Hubby: Okay! Wife: You don’t want to know the reason? Hubby: Nope, I trust your judgment!

Wife to Husband: Did you have any girlfriend before marriage? The husband remains silent… Wife: What is the meaning of silence? Husband: Wait. Let me count!