Wife: If I die first, I want you to promise to let my mother ride in the first car with you at the funeral procession. Husband: OK, but it will totally ruin my day!
Husband standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Wife: I do not think that is going to help. Husband: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him and system to make sure that those three women never meet each other!
Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time. 1st Soldier: Why did you join the army? 2nd Soldier: I didn’t have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army? 1st Soldier: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!
Chess is the only game which reflects the true status of a husband… The poor King can take only one step at a time, While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes!
