Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, But whatever you do, you’ll regret it later!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Listening to your WAGs is likeListening to your WAGs is like reading the Terms and Conditions of a website. You don’t understand anything, still you confirm . .. … I Agree!
Marriage I’ve found a man just like fatherThe bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, I’ve found a man just like father! Mother replied, So what do you want from me, sympathy?
Marriage Why in wedding CeremonyWife: Why in wedding Ceremony girl sits on left and boy on right? Husband: Because according to profit and loss accout all incomes are on right side and expenses on left side.
Marriage Shall we try a different positionHusband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Marriage Is there any way for long lifeMan: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to you again!
Marriage Marriage Age 18Marriage Age 18. Drinking Age 25. Can someone ask the damn politicians how to survive the first 7 years of Marriage?
