Once a man asked God, Why all girls are so sweet and all wives are horrible and bitter?
God answered, Because girls are made by me but wives are made by you!
There are many brave people, who always want to fight and be adventurous. Some choose army and retire soon, And others get married and fight till death. Salute them!
Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Husband: I won’t have to pay you, you’ll get my entire insurance amount.
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. you are beautiful, I love you. After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. you are my headache, one day I’ll kill you.
There are many brave people, who always want to fight and be adventurous. Some choose army and retire soon, And others get married and fight till death. Salute them!
Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Husband: I won’t have to pay you, you’ll get my entire insurance amount.
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. you are beautiful, I love you. After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. you are my headache, one day I’ll kill you.
There are many brave people, who always want to fight and be adventurous. Some choose army and retire soon, And others get married and fight till death. Salute them!
