Once a man asked God, Why all girls are so sweet and all wives are horrible and bitter?
God answered, Because girls are made by me but wives are made by you!
What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him and system to make sure that those three women never meet each other!
Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Husband: I won’t have to pay you, you’ll get my entire insurance amount.
