Why all girls are so sweet

Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

Women marry men hoping they will change, Men marry women hoping they will not. Unfortunately, it happens in contrast and ultimately both of them get disappointed!

Women are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and You are disconnected.

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.

Listening to your WAGs is like reading the Terms and Conditions of a website. You don’t understand anything, still you confirm . .. … I Agree!

Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste Good anytime. Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice