Once a man asked God, Why all girls are so sweet and all wives are horrible and bitter?
God answered, Because girls are made by me but wives are made by you!
Have you heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
When you develop the ability to listen to anything unconditionally without losing your temper or self confidence, it means . .. … that You are a MALE and MARRIED!
