Once a man asked God, Why all girls are so sweet and all wives are horrible and bitter? God answered, Because girls are made by me but wives are made by you!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Women are like phonesWomen are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and You are disconnected.
Marriage Women’s LogicWomen’s Logic: If he is not on FaceBook, He must be with that Bitch! . .. If he is on Facebook, He must be chatting with that Bitch!
Marriage God thought thatGod thought that since He couldn’t be everywhere so He made a mother. Then devil thought that He couldn’t be everywhere so he made a mother-in-law.
Marriage When you touch to feelWhen you touch to feel, it’s desire, When you don’t touch and still feel, it’s love, When you touch and still don’t feel, .. .. .. It’s your wife!
Marriage Angry wife from any directionWisdom of the day: Never approach a Bull from the front, A Donkey from behind, And an angry wife from any direction!
Marriage Wives are like electricityWives are like electricity, If handled with care they will light up your life, but if mishandled will give you shocks throughout your life!
