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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

A man’s silence can break a woman’s heart into pieces. While a woman’s silence gives a thousand peaceful moments to a man!

A wife was screaming at her husband, Leave! Get out of this house! she ordered. As husband was walking out the door she yelled, I hope you die a slow and painful death! He stopped, turned around and replied So now you want me to stay?

Wife: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Hubby: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous. Wife: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. Hubby: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car? Wife: In the pool.

One day God erased a husband’s memory and asked, Do you remember anyone now? The husband told his wife’s name. God smiled and said, the virus has not gone even after formatting.

While in bed after few years of marriage, husband and wife’s HIPS meet each other more often than LIPS….