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If you are single, remember good things come to people who wait. If you are settled, then settlement is what you get from a separation.

Truth of Life: Husband makes a mistake, wife shouts and husband says sorry. Wife makes a mistake, husbands shouts and wife cries, and husband again says sorry.

Wife: If I die first, I want you to promise to let my mother ride in the first car with you at the funeral procession. Husband: OK, but it will totally ruin my day!

Wife to Husband: Did you have any girlfriend before marriage? The husband remains silent… Wife: What is the meaning of silence? Husband: Wait. Let me count!

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!

My Marriage is made of Trust and Understanding. . .. … She doesn’t Trust me and I don’t Understand her!