A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.
Wife to Husband: Did you have any girlfriend before marriage? The husband remains silent… Wife: What is the meaning of silence? Husband: Wait. Let me count!
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, Whenever you are wrong, admit it and whenever you are right, shut up!
Interviewer: What is the best thing about your wife? Husband: She has a problem for every solution.
Written behind the back of a biker’s T-shirt: If you are able to read this, it means my wife has fallen off… please inform me!
Husbands are the best persons to share your secrets with. They won’t tell anyone because they probably never listen to you in the first place.
Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!